October 26, 2006...9:53 am
13 traits not found in a bestselling romance novel
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| Thirteen traits you won’t find in a bestselling romance novel: 1…Hero with a face full of pimples 2…Wimpy, unmotivated hero (beer drinking/belching couch potato) 3…Nose picking, butt picking, underwear picking, ect 4…A perfect man with no flaws (that’s stretching it a little too much!) 5…Spineless, honorless, despicable lead characters 6…”Honey, you really should shave. Your legs are giving me razor burn.” 7…Heroine killing the Hero because he’s a jack ass 8…A couple falling in love and living happily ever after broke 9…The heroine having five kids and the hero leaving her for he new woman 10…The heroine catching the love of her life with her underwear on 11…A hero asking his love to get a boob job 12…The perfect couple (why do we want to read about that?) 13…A man/woman (your choice) we would never want to have sex with Other Thursday 13 sites: 1…http://expressionsofluv.blogspot.com/ |
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7 Comments
October 26, 2006 at 10:23 am
LOL, Amen!!
“Honey, I want you to get a boob job.”
“No. Stop pawing at me. I just want some sleep.”
My TT is all about havin one of those mornings.
October 26, 2006 at 11:54 am
Yea, that kind of fiction is called “literary fiction”
October 26, 2006 at 12:22 pm
…Heroine killing the Hero because he’s a jack ass
bwahahahahahaha!!! Sadly, I have read romances where I wondered at the end WHY the heroine ends up with the hero…and vice versa.
These are great!
October 26, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Too funny!
Thanks for the grins. 
Happy TT.
October 26, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Yeah, that’s real life! Hahaha!
Cute list and imagination!
http://www.chelleyoung.com/index.php/archive/thursday-thriteen-34-thirteen-things-that-drive-me-crazy/
October 27, 2006 at 5:04 am
Great list!!! Number 11 cracked me up!!
October 29, 2006 at 1:00 pm
stephanie-some mornings are definately like that.
racy-Nothing like that literary fiction to make you pick up a good romance.
Jaci-I know what you mean. After reading one I dread the next book from that author (the whole is it going to be worth my time idea).
Caylynn & Chelle Y.-glady y’all liked the list
Tammy-I’ve found that there is nothing like a boob comment to get a response from men and women. Crazy huh?!
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