Posted by: scooper | December 7, 2006

13 Things I Regularly Say to My Daughters

Thirteen Things I Regularly Say My Daughters

1.Girls are better than boys.

2. Stop screaming like old men.

3. Anything a boy can do, you can do better.

4. If nobody else writes a book, does that mean you can’t either?

5. Go to bed, now!!

6. Don’t kick your sister anymore!

7. Do little girls have boyfriends? No, not till they’re 16.

8. Just a minute. Just one more minute. Please, just leave me alone.

9. Aren’t you tired yet?

10. Most kids don’t sleep with their moms.

11. Why would you jump on me?

12. Have you lost your mind?

13. I love you.

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  1. Great list! :) I really like 1, 3, 4, and, of course, 13. And I’m laughing at #7 and10. :)

    Happy T13. :)

    By: Caylynn on December 7, 2006
    at 4:47 am

  2. Very funny list! I really laughed on #7.
    And you can’t enough say I love you to you kids!

    Hugs and Happy TT from Germany,
    Sonny

    By: Sonny on December 7, 2006
    at 5:24 am

  3. Haha, a lot of things my mother said to me and my sister when I was little! Great list!
    My Tt is about methods of divination.

    By: Tink on December 7, 2006
    at 5:51 am

  4. Awww, very cute! Happy TT:D

    By: Silver on December 7, 2006
    at 6:48 am

  5. I have to be careful of what I say ’cause I’ve got a boy and a girl, but some of these others look like they’ve come out of my mouth a time or two…

    Especially that screaming bit. I had to hand out a few spanks for THAT one yesterday. Grrr….

    Happy TT!

    By: Susan Helene Gottfried on December 7, 2006
    at 7:42 am

  6. Funny list! Thanks for sharing!

    Happy TT from Germany,
    S.

    By: Sanni on December 7, 2006
    at 7:57 am

  7. “Have you lost your mind.” Love it! :)

    Happy TT. Mine’s up!

    By: Gypsy on December 7, 2006
    at 10:04 am

  8. LOL, I love #12, i think thats good for either sex, big or small

    By: Sparky on December 7, 2006
    at 10:50 am

  9. 2. Stop screaming like old men.

    AWESOME!!

    By: Jenny Ryan on December 7, 2006
    at 2:37 pm

  10. My Tt could be 13 things I regularly want to say to Tom, but it would be unpublishable

    By: Linda on December 7, 2006
    at 3:32 pm

  11. Caylynn and Sonny- I figure if I start early there will never be a question about what is okay.
    Tink, Silver, and Sanni- Thank you. Thank you very much. *grin*
    Susan- Do they know anyother way to vocalize? At parent-teacher confrences I was told by both teachers that they are working on not being so loud. Does that mean I’m prob. the loudest?
    Gypsy and Sparky- That’s the clean/not pissed off version.
    Jenny- I like it. For some reason males don’t. *shrug*
    Linda- Come back and post them here. When are you getting a blog?

    By: scooper on December 7, 2006
    at 4:55 pm

  12. Oh, yeah, my daughter knows other ways to vocalize. She’s four and she’ll talk your ear off if you’re not careful. Her vocabulary is amazing at times.

    Problem is, she loves to be coddled and has found that a lot of times, if she acts younger than she is, others will buy into her act.

    And no, if your kids are loud, that doesn’t mean you’re the loudest. But it could mean they feel that their teachers don’t hear them unless they ARE loud, ya know? Kids percieve things SO differently than we do, and they all seem to want ALL the attention, ALL the time. Being loud might be the only way they think they can be heard.

    By: Susan Helene Gottfried on December 10, 2006
    at 2:52 pm

  13. Susan- My little demons, I mean darlings, talk nonstop. When nap time comes I don’t know what to do. I don’t do baby talk though. It irritates me. Unfortunately, my girls know this and occasionally will use it to push my buttons. I think you’re right that in their eyes “being loud might be the only way they think they can be heard”. We’re working on it.

    By: scooper on December 10, 2006
    at 3:30 pm

  14. Good luck!

    I don’t do baby talk, either. Nails on a chalkboard!

    By: Susan Helene Gottfried on December 10, 2006
    at 3:33 pm

  15. 1. Learn a real vocabulary before you start making up words.
    2. Can you see past your own nose?
    3. You are a f______ idiot!
    4. Never talk to me again.
    5. Do you realize that you’re a perennial joke?!
    6. Silence would be better than that little clucking sound you make.
    7. Do you have to stand there with your hand on your hip, isn’t SOUNDING like a woman enough?!
    8. Must you preface every statement with “on that same note” or “on a different note”?
    9. Wash your own collection of crusty coffee cups.
    10. Make a new pot of coffee when you use all but 1/4″.
    11. I am not your Mom, clean up after yourself.
    12. Spell and pronounce customers’ names correctly.
    13. Nobody cares (or believes) that you were the best lineleader to ever work here.

    I cleaned it up pretty good, didn’t I?

    By: Linda on December 13, 2006
    at 12:48 pm

  16. Linda- I love them. They are so true. What about him reminds me of a used car salesman?

    By: scooper on December 13, 2006
    at 1:26 pm

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    at 2:38 pm

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