13 Laws from Mrs. Murphy

5 Jul

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13 of Mrs. Murphy’s Laws by Lisa Cofield, Debbie Dingerson and Lea Rush

  1. Woman does not live by bread alone… she needs chocolate fondue to dip it in.
  2. If you drop a bag of groceries, it will be the one containing the eggs.
  3. Junior will get hit in teh mouth with a baseball the day after the braces are removed.
  4. Putting an item in a safe place guarantees you won’t be able to find it when you need it. (When you do find the item, it’s usually three days after you needed it adn are now looking for something else.)
  5. An optimist says a partial glass of grape juice is half full – a pessimist says it’s half empty. Mrs. Murphy says either way, it will still be spilled on the new white carpet.
  6. The “emergency” phone call from your six-year old will interrupt your staff meeting just as you’ve finished announcing a new policy limiting personal calls.
  7. The day of school pictures, your kids will wear the weirdest outfits they can find.
  8. Three out of four summer weddings will be held outdoors on teh hottest day of teh year. The fourth will be held indoors, but the air conditioning will be broken.
  9. Taking the car any farther than the driveway causes children to say “I gotta go.”
  10. Bad news travels fast, but you’re always the last to know.
  11. The ugly vase you sold at a garage sale for $3 will turn out to be a collector’s item worth $200.
  12. The day you forget your purse at home is the day a police officer will pull you over for a burned out taillight.
  13. Women read Playgirl for the articles.

Other 13’ers

  1. Michelle
  2. Romance Chick
  3. Raven
  4. Susan
  5. Life
  6. Sassy
  7. Tempest
  8. ANDEL
  9. My 2 Cents
  10. Rhian
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10 Responses to “13 Laws from Mrs. Murphy”

  1. Michelle M Pillow July 5, 2007 at 11:47 am #

    LOL, great T13 list!

    Have a great day!

  2. romancechick July 5, 2007 at 11:48 am #

    Number 8a- If the air conditioning does work, it’ll be 55 degrees inside the church and you’ll have dressed for 95 degree weather and neglected to bring a jacket!

    Good list and thanks for visiting mine!

  3. Raven Paranormal Blog July 5, 2007 at 11:52 am #

    Very cool! Will have to check that book out. Sounds like a good present.

  4. Susan Helene Gottfried July 5, 2007 at 5:23 pm #

    Romancechick has a good point.

    Those are great. I have to say, now that I’m a mom (like it’s a new thing?), the first thing I thought of about the grape juice was, “It stains!”

    Pathetic of me!

  5. Dana July 5, 2007 at 9:51 pm #

    That was the BEST T13 I have ever seen! I espescially loved # 9!

  6. Sassy July 5, 2007 at 9:54 pm #

    OMG I loved that. I loved them all. I can’t pick just one 🙂

  7. Tempest Knight July 5, 2007 at 10:34 pm #

    *LMAO* Too funny, but too true.

  8. Lisa Andel July 5, 2007 at 10:41 pm #

    Number 4 gets me all the time!
    (Though I recognize several others 🙂

  9. Chris July 5, 2007 at 11:54 pm #

    Great list! Thanks for stopping by my TT.

  10. rhian July 6, 2007 at 6:52 am #

    GAWD!! LMAO! these are so scary true!!!

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