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Dear Mr. UPS Guy

17 May

Dear Mr. UPS Guy,

I’ve been very patient. I know I haven’t called you, but will you please deliver my copy of Magic Bleeds by Ilona Andrews today. I can’t focus. I keep visiting your site, but it says the next time shipping information will be posted is when it is delivered. I really need my book. So please, for today, will you pretend I’m your only customer?

Thank you,

A Slavering Book Addict